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Eddie and Richie

Eddie and Richie have not only inflicted extreme acts of violence on each other but have also attacked, mug
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ged and even killed numerous other people both accidently and deliberately. The following is a list of all the violent incidents involving Eddie and Richie.

Eddie's attacks on RichieEdit

  • Beat Richie with a newspaper reducing Richie to tears (opening credits fight)
  • Nose Hair Fight (which Eddie won more or less)
  • Gave him a chinese burn after he won a game of cards. 
  • Whacked Richie with a Frying pan twice in order to calm him down.
  • Beat Richie up by punching him twice in the face and kicking him in the chest when he was down.
  • Punched Richie after he caused the tv to blow.
  • Forced Richie to put his finger into an electric socket twice in order to fix the television.
  • Caused a till to open and hit Richie in the testicles.
  • Broke Richie's nose when he opened the trap door.
  • Made Richie sit down on a chair that Richie had set up to hurt Eddie.
  • Twisted Richie's broken leg in an attempt to fix it.
  • Pulled Richies foot off and dragged him to the door where a statue fell on his head in another attempt to fix his broken leg.
  • Along with his friends he threw Richie up to the celling where both of Richie's already broken legs shattered to pieces.
  • Punched Richie in the bollocks after RIchie hit him in the bollocks.
  • Stabbed a fork into Richie's eye in an effort to prove he wasn't dreaming.
  • Beat Richie up in the toilets after Richie slapped him to try and calm him down.
  • Mugged Richie when Richie suggested they mug the first peson that came in to the toilets but stopped when he realised Richie had no money.
  • Punched Richie in the face when he disturbed his sleep.
  • Punched Richie after Richie hit him several times to try and calm him down.
  • Turned the light Richie was holding onto on electrocuting Richie and causing him to fall down a flight of steps.
  • Set up a device that not only punched Richie bloodieing his nose but also hung him from the ceiling. Eddie only cut him down when Richie agreed to give him ten quid. When he cut Richie down Richie broke his leg in the fall
  • Smashed Richie over the head with his painting.
  • choked Richie almost to death in attempt to stop him from bleeding to death but making all the blood rush to his head.
  • Stapled his fingers to a table
  • Closed a door on his severed finger.
  • Chess Fight (which Eddie won)
  • Hobnob Fight (which ended in a draw)
  • Fired a dart into the back of Richies head then pulled it out and ended up shoving his head into a camp fire.
  • Fired a blowdart into the back of Richies hand when he pulled it out he caused the rock it had become attached to to fall on his foot.
  • Slapped Richie
  • Hit Richie on the back of the head with a mallet causing the dart to go flying out of his mouth and into his backside.
  • Hit Richie over the head with a mallet when he realized Richie couldn't move knocking him out.
  • Slapped Richie repeteadly to calm him down.
  • Slapped him again to make sure.
  • Kicked Richie in the nuts punched him in the face and kicked him in the face several times eventually breaking one side of his face after growing tired of his bollocks.
  • Pulled Richie up by his hair.
  • Whacked Richie with the poker stuck in his nuts by several children and eventually knocked him out with it.
  • Attacked Richie with a cattle prod causing Richie to shit his pants.
  • Stabbed Richien up the arsehole with a claw head hammer in attempt to remove his thong.
  • Stabbed a blowtorch up his arsehole and into his testicles in another attempt to remove his thong.
  • Attached a vaccum cleaner to Richies nob which stretched it out and then put it on blow destroying Richie's cock in attempt at giving Richie lipo suction.
  • Caused Richie to go crashing through a window when he stopped the treadmill he was on.
  • Caused the fridge to fall on Richies head
  • Later kicked Richie in the bollocks after he gloated over how Richie wouldn't be able to go on the holiday anymore.
  • Stabbed Richie in the eye with a pencil when Richie attempted to look through his key hole.
  • Set fire to Richie's testicles with a blow torch causing Richie to go tumbling down the stairs and crashing through a door.
  • Closed the door on his fingers and then his face.
  • Smashed his head off of the bar over and over again and smashed a bottle over his jaw then slapped him in the face kncoking every single tooth out of his head.
  • Punched him in the face twice and kicked him in the nuts and then punched him in the face again bloodieing his nose.
  • Punched Richie out.
  • Smashed a bottle over Richie's head
  • Punched Richie out
  • Kicked Richie in the nuts and then punched him in the face.
  • Punched Richie five times after Richie asked for him to give him five.
  • Slapped Richie and punched him in the face several times to make him come round.
  • Kicked him in the nackers using the other foot.
  • Chopped his penis off in an attempt to remove a blow up doll superglued to Richie's nob.
  • Punched Richie twice in the face and kicked him in the knackers
  • Punched Richie in the face kicked him in the knackers then kicked him many, many times in the knackers, before whacking him in the knackers with a cricket bat over and over again and smashing a bottle over his head.
  • Electrocuted himself and Richie killing the both of them.
  • Wrench Fight (which Eddie won)
  • In an attempt to calm Richie down he slapped Richie in the face many times then punched him in the face hundreds of times with both fists knocking him out he then kicked him in the face many times before whacking him in the testicles with a  baseball bat. Every time Richie sat up from the pain Eddie whacked him in the face and did this time him over and over again.
  • Punched Richie in the nob breaking his Penis in half.
  • Punched Richie in the testicles and face many times.
  • Whacked Richie in the face with a cricket bat in an attempt to fake his death.
  • Soundman fight (which Eddie won)
  • Stabbed a great big needle up Richie's arse.
  • Electrocuted Richie twice with wires from the bomb which ended up setting it off.
  • Beat Richie brutally after tiring of Richie pressing the button before he told him to when diffusing the bomb.
  • Bashed Richie's head off of the Bomb again and again.
  • Bashed Richie's head off of the bomb again and again in a second attempt to stop the bomb.
  • Rammed a chainsaw up Richie's arsehole.
  • Beat Richie with a shovel and knocked out one of his gold teeth.
  • Edies Bra fight (which Eddie won)
  • Banged Richie's head off of his knee over and over again.
  • Punched Richie, poked him in the eye and then whacked him in both the face and testicles with a claw head hammer again and again until Richie gave in.
  • Kicked Richie up the arse.
  • Whacked Richie over and over again with a frying pan then hit him in the stomache with a hammer causing him to shit his pants.
  • Smashed Richies penis to bloody pulp with a mallet.
  • Poked Richie in the eye and then smashed his head off of a radiator and then kicked him in the knackers.
  • Smahsed him in the face with a cricket bat in order to break him out of a time loop.
  • Kicked him in the knackers. 
  • Used a special technique to turn his balls into balls of steal causing Richie to break his hand (his wanking hand, finger, finger nail) when he hit Eddie in the balls.
  • Smashed Richie's head off of the TURDIS door over and over again until Richie's head went smashing through it.
  • Kicked Richie up the arsehole when he was stuck in the door.
  • Stuck a tick of dynamite up Richie's arse then lit it blowing his arsehole up.
  • Forcibly stuck a stick of dynamite into Richies mouth blowing him out of the door.
  • Headbutted Richie.
  • Punched Richie in the face and then kicked him in the nuts knocking him out of the screen (closing credits fight which Eddie wins)

Richie's attacks on EddieEdit

  • Punches Eddie in the testicles after Eddie annoys him with his paper (opening credits fight which Richie loses badly)
  • Hobnob Fight
  • Punched Eddie when Eddie wanted him to kiss him.
  • Hit Eddie over the head with a frying pan (deleted scene in Gas)
  • Punched Eddie after he found out Eddie lied about the miss world bet.
  • Punched Eddie off of a roof.
  • Beat Eddie with a poker and threw him down a flight of stairs. (He hit Eddie so hard the poker dented)
  • Punched Eddie out of frustration.
  • Slammed Eddies face into mash potato again and again.
  • Punched Eddie in the bollocks.
  • Beat Eddie with an umbrella.
  • Beat Eddie with an umbrella a second time after he misunderstood what Eddie said, beating Eddie to the floor this time.
  • Punched Eddie in the testicles after Eddie couldn't tell him what Shakespeare said.
  • Electrocuted Eddies brain.
  • Punched Eddie in the testicles after Eddie ruined his chat up lines.
  • Slapped Eddie to try and calm him down. Eddie beat him up in retaliation.
  • Burned Eddies face with an iron.
  • Threw a rope around Eddies legs pulled him up the stairs pulling him by his legs into a bannister bashing his bollocks. Then pulled him up and hit him with a cricket bat.
  • Punched him to try and calm him down several times.
  • Stuck a pencil up his nose.
  • Twated him withn a frying pan.
  • Threw a frying pan at his head.
  • Punched Eddie when Eddie began choking him.
  • Stuck a lamp into Eddies testicles then punched him.
  • Poked Eddie in the eye.
  • Chess Fight (which Richie loses badly)
  • Hobnob Fight (which ends in a draw)
  • Hit Eddie with a frying pan several times.
  • Kicked Eddie in the bollocks and then force fed him the sprouts of evil.
  • Cut Eddies legs off with a chainsaw.
  • Cut Eddies legs off with a chainsaw a second time then sowed them back on.
  • Hit Eddie with a statue to try and wake him many times.
  • Punched Eddie and headbutted him in the jaw knocking every one of his teeth out.
  • Kicked Eddie in the bollocks so hard he passed put. Eddie later came to and punched Richie out.
  • Poked Eddie in the eye
  • Punched Eddie multiple times after Eddie's perverted fantasies freaked him out.
  • Punched Eddie, Eddie however knocked him out quickly afterwards
  • Threw a dart in Eddies eye.
  • Threw a dart in Eddies forhead.
  • Set fire to Eddie.
  • Punched Eddie in the face and testicles.
  • Dislodged Eddie's testicles with a pair of pliars.
  • Tweaked Eddies nipples and hit him in the face until Eddie realized they were having a fight and thrashed Richie.
  • Wrench Fight (which Richie loses)
  • Twists Eddies knackers.
  • Hits Eddie in the bollocks.
  • Sound man fight (which Richie loses)
  • twisted Eddie's knackers.
  • Beat Eddie with a large hammer.
  • Punched Eddie during a game of charades.
  • Kicked Eddie in the knackes so hard they dislodged then beat them back into place with a hammer.
  • Thrashed Eddie with a frying pan.
  • Edies Bra fight (which Richie loses)
  • Punched Eddie to try and make him sharpen up his ideas.
  • Slapped him many times then punched him in the face.
  • Hit Eddie with a hammer many times and then with a saw which he stuck up Richie's arsehole. 
  • Whacked Eddie with a fire extinguisher.
  • Head butted Eddie.
  • Kicked Eddie in the bollocks.
  • Poked Eddie in the eye during the fight in the closing credits before Eddie defeats him.

Eddie and Richie's attacks on other peopleEdit

  • Both Eddie and Richie beat the gasman seemingly to death with Eddie bashing him over the head with a frying pan and Richie punching him and kicking him in the knackers. Richie later stuck a fork in his bollocks and Eddie elctrocuted him. The two later jumped up and down on his corpse before discovering he was alive after which they threw him down the stairs which he also survived.
  • Eddie shot a thug in the eye and Richie poked him in the other eye.
  • Richie ended up killing a young woman by interrupting her operation and leaning on her whilst she was in the middle of open heart surgery causing her blood to squirt out everywhere.
  • Richie also killed an old man by pushing him down and elevator shaft. It was an accident but he felt no guilt.
  • Richie threatened to punch out an old woman.
  • Eddie fought off an entire group of looters single handedly.
  • Richie when interrupting Eddie's party punched a man who hadn't gotten him a gift as a forefit, popped another man's testicles and tried to rip a young woman's blouse off.
  • Eddie killed a charity worker collecting for victims of domestic violence. He hit her twice adn then smashed her head in with a hammer before stealing her money. It is shown that Eddie and Richie have done this to previous charity workers.
  •  The two attempt to mug the first person that comes into the toilet and end up attacking chief inspector Grobalarb.
  • They succeed in capturing a burglar by accident and then restrain him with cello tape and attempt to poison him with pigeon pellets before tying him to the celling. It is unknow if he died from their poison.
  • Eddie ended up castrating a flasher after he attempting to stick his penis through their tent to scare them.
  • Attacked several young children who had attacked Eddie but where thrashed by them .
  • Mugged several others with a cricket bat and cattle prod.
  • Eddie punched a Jehovah's witness out with one punch.
  • Eddie and Richie at the same time punched out Dave Hedgehog and Spudgun's teeth.
  • Richie attacked a man in the toilet but ended up getting beaten very badly.
  • Eddie ended up killing a young woman by accident when he lit his lighter during a gas leak and blew her up.
  • Eddie glued Ethel Cardew's lips together. It is unclear how he did this though he referred to it as an accident.
  • Eddie punched a receptionist at a hotel knocking him out, he also attacked another with flowers.
  • Richie knocked Mr Big out and possibly killed him by farting in his face. 
  • During their stage act that Great Arsehole and Norman Eddie murdered a young woman by stabbing her in the mouth with a sword, whilst Eddie and Richie sawed the captain who they were hacking away at for hours in half.
  • Eddie later caused  a huge fire on the boat and in order to stop the fire hack a huge hole it which he claimed fucked it.
  • Eddie blew up an entire boat with his rocket killing everyone on board.

Attacks on Eddie and RichieEdit

  • Richie was attacked by a man whose wife he tried to chat up. He twisted Richie's knackers and then punched him in the face.
  • Both Richie and Eddie where threatened and then later attacked by their neighbour Mr Rotwieller who slammed Richie's fingers and penis in his door and then choked the both of them.
  • A gangster kicked Eddie in the bollocks on Richie's urging.
  • A man with big tatoo's whose mother Richie threatened punched him out.
  • John a friend of Eddies slammed Richie's head off of a counter when Richie refused to give him his paper.
  • Eddie was attacked by a crowd of looters though he managed to fight them off.
  • A falklands ex service man beat Richie very badly.
  • Both Richie and Eddie where beaten by several angry police men on Chief inspector Groblarbs urging.
  • Both Eddie and Richie where beaten stripped down to their underpants  and then castrated by two burglars using two mouse traps. The burglars also took all of their possession too.
  • Whilst surviving in Wimbeldon common the two where attacked by a flasher.
  • Eddie was attacked by several children who stabbed a pitchfork into his testicles. Later when Richie and Eddie tried getting revenge on them the children beat them up and stole all of their money.

Times Eddie and Richie have been killed.Edit

  • Skull crusher Henderson killed both Eddie and Richie by slamming their skulls together after he refused to accept their forged money.
  • Both men died when they were trapped on the top of a ferris wheel scheduled to be blown up the next day. After the cart they where on broke under Richies weight both men prayed for god to save them. God answered their prayers and his hand appeared to carry them away until Eddie pointed out that ehy don't actually believe in god after which his hand disappeared and both men fell to their deaths.
  • Both men were shot to death by the SAS after an unsuccessful attempt to blackmail their Prime Minister.
  • Both men were killed in a murder suicide pact when Eddie electrocuted them both.
  • They were both blown up whilst attempting to shag the Queen.
  • They were both blown up by a nuclear bomb.

TriviaEdit

  • Of the two of them Eddie has not only won more fights against Richie but is the only one of the two of them to win fights with other characters.
  • Both Eddie and Richie are by far and away Mayall and Edmondsons most violent characters with both men being mass murderers.

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